Brilliance of the Seas 2014 Official Program

Hot of the Presses!

Couples Cruise Brilliance Program(screen)

32 pages of fun: advice, rules, pictures, information on the ship’s new restaurants, activities, meet and greets, entertainment, port excursions, and so much more. If you’ve never been on a Couples Cruise with us, this just might convince you to go!

And if you can get away in a few short days, you can still book a last minute cabin on Brilliance. But FYI, the price is still the same as before so there’s no incentive to wait until the last week. 🙂

 

Countdown to Brilliance!

Only 12 days remain before the Brilliance of the Seas cruise from Tampa…things are getting exciting!

But it’s not too late to get in on the action, especially if you like Balcony cabins (try deck 7) or Oceanview cabins (try deck 4). You can browse available cabins at this link.

 

Have you been naughty or nice this year?

It’s Christmas Eve and all around the world, naughty and nice ladies and gents will snuggle down in their beds (hopefully with a friend or two!) and let visions of hot swinger orgies dance in their heads.

But instead of waiting for jolly old St. Nick to bring you little goodies for your fishnet stocking, why not surprise your mate with a sexy lifestyle vacation?

There are still some great cabins available on next month’s Brilliance of Seas from Tampa, starting at only $1700 per couple (including all taxes and fees).

And don’t forget the first west coast lifestyle takeover cruise ever, the Celebrity Century from LA in May.

Oh, and Desire, Desire Pearl, Hedonism II, Naughty in N’awlins, Sexy on South Beach, Menage a Asia … well the possibilities are for those of you who are really naughty this year!

For advice on what type of lifestyle vacation to give your sweetie in 2014, just call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email Kevin@theswingercruise.com.

Merry Christmas to all!

 

Countdown to Brilliance

47 days until the Brilliance of the Seas lifestyle takeover cruise sails from Tampa, Florida. Just wanted to remind everyone that while they are stressing about the holidays.

For a last minute cabin deal and detailed information about the cruise, click here. 

 

Special deals on Brilliance 2014 and Celebrity Century 2014!

If you are planning to join us on the upcoming Brilliance of the Seas cruise (Jan. 27 – Feb. 1, 2014) or the Celebrity Century cruise (May 3 – 10, 2014), then you have a few hundred reasons to book them by August 11!

In addition to the repeat customer deal on Brilliance, you will get $300 off the price of an Oceanview room. Down to $575 per person plus taxes and fees! This is probably the most affordable lifestyle vacation you’ll ever get, so be sure to take advantage of this deal by August 11! Book Brilliance here.

For the Celebrity Century cruise out of LA, you will get a $100 on board credit for an Oceanview room and $150 on board credit for an Interior room. That’s more money on the boat for drinks, casino games, spa treatments, excursions – whatever your vice may be! Book Celebrity Century here.

These are hot deals for August. I’m sweating already!

 

More pics from the Brilliance cruise

This is an example of the daily schedule of onboard lifestyle activities, parties, classes, etc. Every day and night is totally packed – there is literally no way to fit it all in. 😉

Your friendly stateroom attendants just might leave you a little gift while you’re at dinner. Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite!

(Not pictured: the messy room behind the camera.)

The Centrum lobby on Deck 4 hosts a wide variety of live music, including a blues singer and a jazz combo, and an extremely talented classical trio.

The kitchen and wait staff all over the boat are extremely friendly, attentive, and talented. Every day we saw new sculptures and displays in the Windjammer Cafe!

And don’t forget to join us at the Vegas Exchange in August!

Book Vegas Exchange here and join us in a block of rooms in the Fantasy Tower, nearest the playrooms!

 

The Brilliance of the Seas was…well, Brilliant

Read the Kinky Log for the juicy details. More updates to come once we’re all fully recovered. 🙂

 

Maho Beach, St. Maarten: the craziest beach you’ll ever visit

One of the more interesting beaches I’ve ever seen is on St. Maarten, one of the four great ports in the upcoming Brilliance of the Seas cruise out of Puerto Rico, April 6-13.

Maho Beach, aka the airport beach, has the triple benefit of being a topless beach, having a beach bar that gives free drinks to topless ladies, and, oh by the way, THE PLANES LAND NEXT TO THE BEACH!

Despite the best efforts of the authorities to caution against such behavior, onlookers have the time of their lives getting blown head over heels into the surf by the jet blast. Seriously, be careful topless friends!

Come join us for the ride of your life! It’s not too late to book a cabin on this amazing 7 night adventure through the Southern Caribbean!

 

Theme Nights for Brilliance in April

The dress suggestions and party themes have been announced for the Brilliance of the Seas cruise in April from San Juan:

April 6 San Juan Puerto Rico:
Tropical Resort Wear >>> 70’s Disco Dance Party

April 7 At Sea:
Formal Night >>> Sexy Pajama Party

April 8 Curacao:
Dress to Impress in Blue >>> Rumble in the Jungle

April 9 Aruba:
No Theme!

April 10 At Sea:
Dress to Impress in Purple >>> Mardi Gras Masquerade Ball

April 11 St Kitts:
Fashionable Formal >>> Naughty School Girl

April 12 St. Maarten
Pink Night >>> Think Pink Night
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A number of people have asked me about theme nights and costumes. The bottom line is this: Most people go all out for these themes/costumes. Be bold, be beautiful, and be as bare as you can be! You’ll fit in and be the life of the party!