Being a travel agent definitely has its benefits and this weekend I get to take advantage of the best one — I’ll be spending Memorial Day weekend at Desire Pearl with my lovely wife and some friends.
You can find pictures from past visits to lifestyle resorts here.
And for assistance with getting the best price on your next adult vacation, call me at 603-384-3297 or email kevin@theswingercruise.com!
Desire Resorts is offering an amazing 2 day “Black Sale” on April 1-2, and the prices and possibilities are really almost too good to be true. But they are true!
Here’s the deal:
$380 per couple per night gets you a room at either Desire or Desire Pearl in the month of August. Rooms and the specific resort are assigned by the resorts and you are notified 2 weeks before you arrive.
You could get a PASSION SUITE (like the one above) or a MASTER SUITE with PLUNGE POOL for this low price!
Details:
–Minimum of 3 night stay.
–Must be booked on April 1 or 2.
–Full payment is required at time of booking.
–No refunds and no substitutions.
Call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email kevin@theswingercruise.com to set up your booking on or before April 1 or 2!
Just a gentle reminder that there are two amazing promotions happening right now that end at midnight on March 31:
Get 4th night free at Desire Pearl
and
$100 on board credit for new bookings on Celebrity Century and Independence of the Seas
If you are planning sexy travel in 2014, you can’t go wrong with either of these deals. Call Kevin at 603-384-3297 to book your lifestyle vacation today — before time runs out!
Desire Pearl is offering an amazing and unprecedented promotion: book 3 nights and get the 4th night free!
(Or book 6 nights and get the 7th and 8th night free!)
This luxurious and lovely boutique resort in the beautiful Riviera Maya section of Mexico is the perfect retreat for couples. Honeymoons, small groups of friends, lovers who want to be pampered in paradise — all will enjoy the breathtaking splendor of Desire Pearl. And now is the best time to book your trip, based on this “Buy 3, Get 4th night free” promotion.
Details:
For travel from now until Dec. 25, 2014.
Must be booked before April 1, 2014.
Applicable to all room categories.
Not combinable with other discount promotions and hotel + flight packages.
For first hand pictures from Desire Pearl, click here.
Call Kevin at 603-384-3297 to take advantage of this very, very special offer.
Desire Pearl. Say it out loud. Slower this time. Even the name is sexy…
It’s Christmas Eve and all around the world, naughty and nice ladies and gents will snuggle down in their beds (hopefully with a friend or two!) and let visions of hot swinger orgies dance in their heads.
But instead of waiting for jolly old St. Nick to bring you little goodies for your fishnet stocking, why not surprise your mate with a sexy lifestyle vacation?
There are still some great cabins available on next month’s Brilliance of Seas from Tampa, starting at only $1700 per couple (including all taxes and fees).
And don’t forget the first west coast lifestyle takeover cruise ever, the Celebrity Century from LA in May.
Oh, and Desire, Desire Pearl, Hedonism II, Naughty in N’awlins, Sexy on South Beach, Menage a Asia … well the possibilities are for those of you who are really naughty this year!
For advice on what type of lifestyle vacation to give your sweetie in 2014, just call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email Kevin@theswingercruise.com.
Merry Christmas to all!
FYI. For those thinking of a sexy lifestyle vacation next summer, be advised that Desire Los Cabos has been sold and will no longer be a LS resort as of this week. I can, however, help you with booking a great trip to Desire and Desire Pearl in Riviera Maya, Mexico or Hedonism II in Jamaica. For some great photos of the resorts in the Riviera Maya area (including the party central Temptation and the luxury clothing optional Hidden Beach), click here.
Example: The Desire Pearl Play Room
I have just returned from a tour of the Original Resorts in Mexico’s Riviera Maya: Desire, Desire Pearl, and Temptations. I will post photos and create a separate page for lifestyle resorts as soon as I can sort through the hundreds of pictures I have!
UPDATE: The Lifestyle Resorts page can be found here.
One of the most frequent discussions I have with a couple interested in lifestyle travel is the following:
Imagine the biggest lifestyle event or party you’ve been to. Maybe it was a 20 couple meet and greet. Maybe it was a 100 couple hotel event. Now, how many of those couples did you find attractive and have an interest in? 10%? 25%
Depending on the type of event, it pretty much maxes out at 25% of the couples being attractive to the both of you.
So, that’s like 10 or 20 couples at your hotel party, right? Now imagine there are 1000 or 2000 couples on a boat. The percentages hold, regardless of the event, so how many attractive couples is that now? 50, 100, 200? Wouldn’t you rather take a vacation where you can meet 100 legitimately hot and attractive couples than stay at home and try to find a few hot couples every weekend you go out??
And then it’s silence, while they contemplate what that would actually be like. That’s why any big cruise or event is a great deal, regardless of the price. You literally cannot put a price on the buffet of hotness that you get at a big event. Maybe a cruise isn’t as classy as Desire Pearl in Riviera Maya, Mexico but it’s really all about the numbers game when you want to have a sex-cation. Desire Pearl is for relaxing; the cruises and big events like Naughty in N’awlins and Vegas Exchange, are for f*cking.
And speaking of numbers…the recent post with the Brilliance pictures set a new record for unique daily visitors. Boobs.
So you came on the Brilliance cruise. Or maybe you just got back from a week at Hedo II. It doesn’t matter, the story is the same.
You went from 110 mph, no sleep, all night sex party back to 40 hours a week of work, chores, kids, bills, bad news on the television, cell phone interruptions, Facebook alerts, and (if you’re like me) some mild liver damage.
You can’t rewind to the first day of your vacation and do it all again. Real life sucks. Let’s just accept that fact.
So what can you do in the midst of all this boredom, stress, pain, and general funk? Well, the best way to kick these blues is to book and plan your next vacation!
What’s it gonna be???!!!
A sexy swinger street carnival at Naughty in N’awlins from July 10 – 14?
A glamorous off-the-strip and off-the-charts party at the first annual Vegas Exchange from August 7 – 11?
A return to the high seas on the biggest lifestyle cruise event of the year on Freedom of the Seas from November 10 – 17?
Or maybe you want to recapture the romance at the serene and seductive Desire Pearl in Mexico’s Riviera Maya?
And don’t forget about the great trips in 2014, like the Brilliance appreciation cruise in January, Celebrity Century out of LA in May, and the exotic Menage-a-Asia cruise around Singapore and Thailand!!!
These are just a few of the amazing lifestyle vacations that we at TheSwingerCruise can help you book and plan. We are a full service travel company with a focus on customer service. We attend all the cruises and big events. You can call us 24/7. You can count on us to give you no bullshit advice. We’re fucking pros and we’ll bend over backwards for you. That’s what we offer. In return, you get the best fucking vacation at a price that can’t be beat. Period.
So shake those blues and get planning. Life’s too short to feel this way for long!
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