Category Archives: Hotel Takeovers

Are you booked for Independence?

Sexy Desire swinger pic

In 65 days, the Independence of the Seas lifestyle takeover cruise will set sail.

What are you waiting for???

Prices went up for certain cabin categories on September 1 and it is possible they will go up again.

The only way to join us is to get your cabin today or win a cabin.

Wait, what???!!! I can win a cabin?!

Yeah, baby, you can win a cabin!

Just join TheSwingerCruise blog’s Kevin and Wetanika at the upcoming Friction Devil’s Desire party in Connecticut on October 4 and enter to win a free Interior cabin on the Independence of the Seas!

theswingercruise Maho Beach St. Maarten

Can’t join us on October 4 for this devilish and dirty good time with the sexy people of Friction Parties? Check out the selection of ocean view cabins on Deck 2 and Deck 3 and mid-ship balcony cabins on Deck 7 and Deck 6.

If you would like specific cabin recommendations, email

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in Cruises, General Advice, Hotel Takeovers


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Meet the Wallbangers and join them at Hedo II in April 2015

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Thinking of trying Hedonism II in 2015? Why not join the Wallbangers group (hosted by Shane and Tammy) for their April 2015 Hedo blowout?!

Get to know your Wallbangers hosts, Tammy and Shane:

Shane and Tammy Wallbangers Hedo 2015

We live in Atlanta, Georgia and have been married 13 years. With no kids, we love to travel and have been to various resorts, cruises, and conventions.

When was your first trip to Hedo and what was it like? Our first trip to Hedo was in 2004. At the time we had never been anywhere like that before and were terrified and excited all at the same time. However, once we arrived we met the nicest people and immediately felt comfortable. We had a blast and have rarely taken a “vanilla” vacation since then.

What excites you most about the Wallbangers 2015 trip? Over the last 10 years, we have met many great people who have become our friends. For us, it has been all about the people and not about the places we have visited. On this trip we look forward to seeing many of the friends we have met over the years as well as making new ones.

If people are considering a lifestyle trip next year, why should they choose to join you and the Wallbangers?
TSC has negotiated some great rates for our trip as low as $158 per person per night. Additionally, we plan to organize some fun events and provide some free gifts for members of our group. We have a great mix of people going, and welcome others to join our group who want to laugh and enjoy life!

Wallbangers @ Hedo
April 18-25, 2015

For this group we have an awesome block of Classic Rooms:
Gardenview: $158 per person/per night
Gardenview Nude: $194 pp/pn
Oceanview Nude: $204 pp/pn

Minimum stay of 5 nights required.

Additional Cost:
Airport – Resort Round Trip Transfers are $50 per person
Airfare from your city to MBJ

To book your stay at Hedonism II, call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email!

What’s included at Hedonism II?

At Hedonism Resorts virtually everything you can eat, drink & do is included in one simple, upfront price with not tipping allowed. So, leave your wallet behind (you may not have a pocket to carry it in) but bring a healthy appetite for great food and uninhibited fun at two of the most infamous party resorts ever created!

All our our guests will receive fun logo wear from our ‘Best Fucking Vacation’ Collection

In addition to:

Sumptuous Cuisines in a variety of dining options
Deluxe Accommodations
Unlimited Drinks including top shelf brands
Land & Water Sports
Daily Activities
Nightly Entertainment
Round-trip Airport/Hotel Transfers
NO Tipping allowed
Cascading plunge pools
Refurbished main pool and Jacuzzi
New beachfront pool with pool table in the pool and swim-up bar
Jungle bridge connecting the main pool to the beachWallbangers April 2015
Glass bottom Jacuzzi on the roof of the disco
Gaming lounge
Rock climbing wall
Enclosed air-conditioned fitness center
Sauna and Steam room

To book your stay at Hedonism II, call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email!

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Posted by on August 27, 2014 in General Advice, Hotel Takeovers, Resorts


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Sexy under the Tuscan Sun

Shoes Only Travel Tuscan swinger lifestyle vacation 2015

Shoes Only Travel has just announced its latest offering for 2015: Sexy under the Tuscan Sun.

This will be a luxurious and exclusive retreat next October 11 – 17 on a magnificent 600-acre wine and olive oil producing estate built for the Machiavelli family in the 15th century. 34 extremely lucky couples will get to explore the Tuscan region of Italy by day from this perfect Florentine location; more importantly, they will get to share their erotic nights together in this Renaissance-era masterpiece!

For more information, click here or call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email

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Posted by on August 25, 2014 in General Advice, Hotel Takeovers


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Naughty in N’awlins 2014 — Naughtiest Ever?! (With Pics!)

It is always so hard to sum up a 5 day party like Naughty in N’awlins, so I figured the best way to do it is with a series of pictures. (I mean, that’s what all you dirty-minded people came to see, right?)

I will say, though, that Naughty in N’awlins was perhaps the naughtiest event that Bob and Tess and French Connection Events have ever put on. The following pictures are really just the ones that I could share!

Oh, what a big schedule you have!
sexy swinger Naughty in N'awlins pic schedule

Den Temin, world-famous sexologist, offered small group classes and private seminars.
Sexplore with Den Temin Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic

Holli and Michael, world-famous Playboy Radio and TV stars, showing their swinger pride in the Wednesday night parade.
Holli and Michael Playboy Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic

The sexy, gender-bending performance at Lucky Pierre’s following the parade.
Lucky Pierre's Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic

Just one example of the week’s body art – at the Bourbon Cowboy private party on Thursday afternoon.
Bourbon Cowboy body art Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic

“Show us your booth!” In the main hall by the ballroom.
Swinger cruise booth Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic

But we’d rather see your boobs. Especially in the new TSC t-shirts!
Swinger cruise boobs sexy swinger Naughty in N'awlins pic

One naughty kitty at the Circus-themed ballroom party on Thursday night.
sexy swinger Naughty in N'awlins party pic

The Swinger Cruise crew in action at Friday’s party at The Swamp. Ladies: show your boobs, get a free shirt!
sexy swinger Naughty in N'awlins pic Swinger Cruise staff

See, it worked!
sexy swinger Naughty in N'awlins pic boobs

The wildest Bourbon St. party of them all – Razoo’s!
sexy swinger Naughty in N'awlins pic Razoo's

Friday night’s red dress party (for both guys and ladies). Red dress not required. ;)
sexy swinger Naughty in N'awlins pic red dress

Announcing the newest (and soon to be best) lifestyle website: Crown Avenue. Find their Mobile Studio at a party near you!
Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic Crown Avenue trailer

The beautiful and colorful dancers of the Saturday night Mardi Gras Masquerade Ball.
Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic Masquerade ball dancer

The bead toss at the Mardi Gras Masquerade Ball.
Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic bead toss

The amazing aerial dancers at the Mardi Gras Masquerade Ball. Am I tipsy with the camera? You betcha!
Naughty in N'awlins sexy swinger pic dancers

Well, friends, that’s all the sexy I can handle right now.

You can whet your appetite for next year by reviewing the Naughty in N’awlins 2014 schedule here.

If you want to join all your TSC friends on the biggest Bob and Tess adventure of the year, the Independence of the Seas cruise, book your cabin online here today.

As I always tell people, Naughty in N’awlins is the best party on land and the November cruise is the best party at sea.

For all other lifestyle travel needs, just call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email Even when we’re getting naughty we can take your call!


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Naughty in N’awlins Aug 5 – 10 schedule

Naughty in N’awlins is sold out so I hope you made your reservation at the host hotel already!

Here’s a link the full schedule of classes, meet and greets, parties, after parties, block parties, drinking parties, naked parties, sex parties — IT’S ONE BIG PARTY in New Orleans!!!

Naughty in N'awlins 2013 pic

Seriously, it’s a great freakin’ party and we can’t wait!

Stay tuned for a Kinky Log report from Naughty in N’awlins 2014…

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Posted by on July 22, 2014 in General Advice, Hotel Takeovers



2015 Lifestyle Travel Options

The Swinger Cruise lifestyle cruise boobs

2015 is shaping up to be an exciting year for lifestyle travel and I hope you will join us for the fun!

While there won’t be any full ship charters by Couples Cruise, the SLS-affiliated Bliss Cruise is launching it’s first full ship charter on the Celebrity Silhouette November 29 – December 5th.

In addition to the Bliss Cruise, high-end lifestyle tour operator Shoes Only Travel has announced a return to beautiful Acapulco with their luxurious Acapulco Ambrosia, April 14 – 19 and April 20 – 25. SOT has also put together a one of a kind adventure in the UK at the Pleasure Castle, an authentic English castle estate takeover filled with vanilla daytime and erotic nighttime activities.

Finally, The Swinger Cruise is promoting two different lifestyle resort events: Friction at Desire February 21 – 28 and the Wallbangers (hosted by our friends Shane and Tammy) at Hedonism II April 18 – 25. These group trips can be booked by calling Kevin directly at 603-384-3297.

Stay tuned for the announcement of more exciting lifestyle trips and vacations next year! And don’t hesitate to call or email for information about these trips or for help in planning your very own adult adventure!


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Naughty in N’awlins 2014 Almost Sold Out!

Naughty in N'awlins 2013

We got a message late this week from Bob and Tess Hannaford, owners of Couples Cruise and the organizers of Naughty in N’awlins — one of the longest running and biggest lifestyle conventions in the country.

Their message: Naughty in N’awlins 2014 is almost sold out!

Only about 30 rooms remain in the main hotel, the Crown Astor at the corner of Canal and Bourbon.

This will be the biggest, wildest, most lifestyle-rific party on land this year and we’ll be there! Don’t miss out!

Read the Kinky Log for the exciting report from Nawlins 2013.

To see the N’awlins 2014 party themes, click here.

Any questions? Don’t hesitate to call Kevin at 603-384-3297 or email at

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Posted by on June 13, 2014 in General Advice, Hotel Takeovers




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